AOC

Ex-bartender turned national tab. Riley Gaines could outswim her while blindfolded and still have breath to testify against her bullshit. “Free AND effective” is her happy-hour special: two shots of socialism, chaser of bankruptcy. Queen of Envy with a crown made of other people’s paychecks. Keep shakin’ that Green New Deal cocktail, Sandy—the city’s already drunk on your delusion.